#1 For the moms
“If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers.” -Edgar W. Howe
#2 For those of faith
“As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.” -Author Unknown
#3 For Politicians
“But there are advantages to being elected President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret.” -Ronald Reagan
#4 For kids
“Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.” Gracie Allen
#5 For teachers
“There are three good reasons to be a teacher – June, July, and August.” – Author Unknown
#6 For the student
“I am always ready to learn although I do not always like being taught.” -Winston Churchill
#7 For the Class Clown
We all learn by experience but some of us have to go to summer school.” Peter De Vries
#8 For the question asker
“What’s another word for thesaurus?” Steven Wright.
#9 For unruly children
“When a teacher calls a boy by his entire name, it means trouble.” – Mark Twain
#10 For anyone who lives or works with kids
“Schoolteachers are not fully appreciated by parents until it rains all day Saturday.” – E. C. McKenzie